 Garlic... good and good for you |
 fresh ginger is my friend |
 carrots. Mmmmmmmmm |
 bell pepper. yummmy |
 so far, so good |
 I'm gettin' a chubby |
 Where's the fuckin cabbage? who forgot the cabbage? |
 white corn adds sweetness. SWEETNESS is, by the way, my middle name. But you can call me Daddy. |
 Noodles in the fresh refrigerated package from the local Nip market. |
 alllllmooossssst there.... |
 Usually just veggies, but I had some SPAM left over from the other day's musubi, so what the heck. |
 You can't see it right now, but I'm touching myself. Bloody Hell! WHO FORGOT THE STINNKIN' CABBAGE!??! |
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 Garlic and Ginger, the way God meant it to be. I always ask myself, "What would Jesus eat?" |
 I like to BURN things! |
 SPAM |
 mehhhhh, we're cookin' now, bitch! don't move now! Line it up! oh yeah! |
 PANDA brand OYSTER SAUCE... |
 Made from actual Panda' Oysters. |
 me stir fry... long time... cheap. |
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 MY PANTS ARE TIGHT!!!! |
 fry it up in the sauce, good n' hot. |
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 Here's a tricky SAT question: Soy Sauce is to an Asian what ______ is to a Crackhead. A. Crack B. a whole lotta' Crack C. Crack and Crack by-products D. sucking cock for crack E. All of the above. |
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 Remember kids: "Once you go Black you NEVER go back" eh... what were we talking about again? I forgot. |
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 Al Dente means "your Mom" in Wop-o-nese. |
 Combine everything when they're SUPER-hot. Noodles, soup, dump the veggie slurry on top. Put a hard-boiled egg on top if you got one. |
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 The secret ingredient is LOVE. ...and cayenne pepper. (and sarcasm) |
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 requires singing or humming the Official Theme song while eating... Magical Noodle Bowl Super Delicious Super Delicious " |
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 BANZAI !!!! |
