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female plumbing issues

ok, so every full moon... i get my goddamn period... for a while i thought it was hot m, but alas, it's the moon... goddamn nature and eb and flow and stuff....
i had this dream the night before last that i was wearing a teet coat... at first glance this coat looked much like a pimp coat, but when put on, i was weighed down by all these little animals hanging off of my hundreds and hundreds of teets. i don't remember if they were humans, little tiny people, or puppies or what, but they were everywhere...
um... yeah...
then last night i was dreaming that i was getting a massage while wearing pony/animal harnesses of various colors and sizes... but more specifically i was laying on my belly and my knee was bent so my foot was up and the therapist had an elbow in my butt cheek with my foot up, rotating the leg, getting all of the attachements around the edge of the femoral head... which is my favorite thing ever.
anyways, it reminded me of the first time i ever did acid and i was trying to sleep and i kept getting pictures of myself at a pitbull, me, but just pitbull me... and i decided that i have too much energy and i need to gt tied up and have it beat outta me.

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You had a teet coat dream because you wore that cow Halloween costume with the udders so many times. Yep, that's got to be it.

You had a teet coat dream because you wore that cow Halloween costume with the udders so many times. Yep, that's got to be it.

it's teat.

...on a farm with dozens of babies.

dogs and cats running about.

oh yeah.

Robin Prichard came by and I rubbed bacon on her naked body until it glistened.

you know what... your mom's a teat...

dear b,
If you knew who robin prichard was or saw her, you would have to vomit for days.

I've heard this one before. Sounds something like you're coming full circle, but not quite. Taking care of everybody isn't easy. You just have to remain nice about it.

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