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i forgot one and had another strange one (red is in the new one...) and they both involve being on drugs...

1. (from a long time ago) i was in this ginormous bed with like 15 people in it (a-la 6 in the bed and the little one said 'rollover, rollover) and it should be noted that everyone was tripping balls... and i was cuddling josh, but hte only person not on drugs was JR (if you don't know about JR, ask me later...) and he was trying to cuddle me and i was like, "first of all, i'm on drugs and you are freaking me out, and second, i'm cuddling josh, so get your boner outta my back" but he kept trying to cuddle me anyways.... so then we all went outside to check on the dog kennel... (i'm not really sure why, but there was a dog kennel in the back yard... and we discovered that the whippet had escaped (if you follow the kennel club dog shows, you would understand) so we searched all over New York for the whippet and a CSI officer helped us find it...
2. Josh and i were driving in an old-school red convertable at night again on lots of drugs... it reminded me of pee-wee's big adventure, when he's driving at night with that x-con... (i luuhhhhvv pee-wee and his adventures...) again, i was on lots of drugs.... and i was wondering what possessed me to drive while i was distracted by the pretty lights... and josh tried to sit on my lap, like he wanted to have sex, but he was straddling me, like i had a penis and he had a 'gina... and i was like, dude, that would be fun and all, but i cna't see the road around you... and i was on drugs, too, so it was extra difficult to have a penis, and have sex while driving the x-con-pee-wee car... so we stopped at a burget joint and there was this giant skate ramp thing in front of the door... you know, the kind they use to do tricks, it's shaped like a big U...
my dad was there and i kept wondering how the hell he got up the skate ramp seeing as i could barely do it and he had a bad back... jump cut... i'm back stage a beauty pageant and i'm on headset... Red is one of the contestants... all of the contestants had their moms there during the eveningwear segment. As they elegantly circled the stage, they explained why it was so important that their mothers were there sharing hte stage with them, and then the mom would say some gushy crap about how beautiful their daughter is and how proud they are... then it was red's turn. she was wearing a vintage-y white ruffly short number and was skipping and ballet-ing around and she said i brought my mom because they told me i had to and her mom said, i'm here because laura asked me to and i'm there when she asks me to be.... and that was the end, my friends...

i need a dream interpreter...

Comments

You remember a LOT of detail of many dreams.

That in itself is unique.

I think that dream may be more about me than you.
I think it means I'm an ass hole.
I don't quite know what to do about that.

no i think it means that there are some people that are there when they really need to be even if they don't gush about it... maybe... who knows... maybe it's related to the dream with my mother in it...

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