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Karma Karma Karma Karma Karma Chameleon

What if the human race was gifted (or plagued) with the eyesight capabilities of a chameleon?

We are so used to seeing what is right in front of our faces (well not all the time can we see those things). What if we had something different? Imagine seeing behind and to the left and right without having to move our necks. Not to mention we’d have those nifty long eye stocks. That could spur a new rage in fashion. Eye stock piercing or fashionable sleeves by Comme Des Garson. Eye stock ascots, or necklaces or rings. Maybe some hot hats that would rise just above each eye like a visor. Sexy fishnets, and tatts on your stocks. It’s just pregnant with possibility. Glasses would be difficult. That would mean Lasik for everyone! But I digress or regress or ungress some sorta gression. This is either some poignant statement or just something weird to think about. We might develop nausea from moving your eyes all over everywhere. Should humans have that gift? or are we gifted enough...

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I don't want that gift. I just want to vomit at my own will. Why don't we have that gift....sometimes it's the only reasonable response.

I don't think thats a gift. That is a talent that takes de velopment and effort. I believe in you. good luck on that.

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Then you'll get other more fabulous gifts.

sometimes i just don't know how you come up with such strange things... i'm going to go and blog...

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