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What if the human race was gifted (or plagued) with the eyesight capabilities of a chameleon?

We are so used to seeing what is right in front of our faces (well not all the time can we see those things). What if we had something different? Imagine seeing behind and to the left and right without having to move our necks. Not to mention we’d have those nifty long eye stocks. That could spur a new rage in fashion. Eye stock piercing or fashionable sleeves by Comme Des Garson. Eye stock ascots, or necklaces or rings. Maybe some hot hats that would rise just above each eye like a visor. Sexy fishnets, and tatts on your stocks. It’s just pregnant with possibility. Glasses would be difficult. That would mean Lasik for everyone! But I digress or regress or ungress some sorta gression. This is either some poignant statement or just something weird to think about. We might develop nausea from moving your eyes all over everywhere. Should humans have that gift? or are we gifted enough...

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You know the song that Ms Morissette did when she was the new bad assss because she dropped the f-bomb in one of her songs. She was so angry and pissed off. Well either this was common knowledge and I've been underneath a rock since high school but I found new info about this song that were very interesting.

A little birdy (Squwdette) told me that Alanis was all hacked off over not a hard core rock star. Nope nope, but none other than Dave Coulier. So at this point you can either be shocked at this or remember the time you heard it and remember being shocked or indifferent. But I was shocked. All this over him and his cross eyed bear, isnt' ironic. Don't you think. Its very strange in a Full House sorta way.

Thats's my first entry and I'm sticking to it.

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