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another Christmas buying guide

Things that fat bastard Santa WON'T be bringing me this year or ever.

Sony HD Camera (PMW-EX1). Sony + High Def + Mpeg4 + solid state Flash media + big, clear glass = sweet... a measly 7 grand.
A Harryproa to sail around thw world. Arrrrr!
An Eclipse 500 jet. The best 2 million you'll spend (other than maybe a 5-month binge on Hookers and Blow.)
A Nomad 1000 luxury submarine. (If you have to ask the price, you're better off going the Hookers and Blow route.)
a Big Ass Copper Still.

Comments

I don't see the *hello kitty waffle iron* on the buying guide. because if it had been on here, I would have bought it for you.

Two things:
1) the big ass still you could soooo make your money back on and more.
2) if you decided to do the submarine, as before, maybe I could split the cost. so long as there is a heater.

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