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Domesticaliciousness

So, the apartment in Bed-Stuy is pretty cool. We're right on some invisible unmarked zone between the "Huckstable-ey" and the Hoody.

Projects on one side and quiet tree-lined streets full of brownstones on the other.

Our street is tree-lined but has slightly shorter walk-up buildings (3-story instead of 4-story.) so it's sunnier.

The first night we were here I watched a guy around the corner get arrested. Probably for drugs because after the cop cars left, a few stragglers in blue uniforms kept looking through the bushes with their flashlights. And there were only about 6 cops around the guy for a half hour before they hauled him away.

I figure if a gun was involved, there would be at least a dozen. I hung around to see if they would "Rodney King" the dude.

This area must be somewhat tame, because they let REALLY SKINNY white chick cops walk the beat late at night alone.

We got a pretty good deal on the place. I like the architectural detail inside. Mollie likes the SPACE and the light. The Super is really nice.

We were glad to get out of the old place. It was less than 200 square feet. It made Kevin's shack-of-a-house look Mansion-like. That tiny box-like apartment was nice and cool. Conveniently close to the train, but also Hoody Hoody loud.

The locals enjoyed a variety of activities: Yelling late at night, Thumping the Bass line, putting their dogs out back to bark incessantly. And of course: the dual avocations of Crowing and Shuckin n' Jive-n.

But now we're farther from the tracks: about halfway between the J-M-Z and the A-C lines.

There's a scarcity of good restaurants and grocery stores though. Probably why white folk usually choose to live in Williamsburg with all its "Vibrant Urbane Sophistication".

Thank god most white people are afraid of black people. I love this place.


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so, the chinese man and the jew in the hoody huckstably neighborhood. whatever....good thing white people are afraid of everyone.

...There will be no slow motion or still life of Roy
Wilkens strolling through Watts in a Red, Black and
Green liberation jumpsuit that he had been saving
For just the proper occasion...There will be no highlights on the eleven o'clock
news and no pictures of hairy armed women
liberationists and Jackie Onassis blowing her nose.
The theme song will not be written by Jim Webb,
Francis Scott Key, nor sung by Glen Campbell, Tom
Jones, Johnny Cash, Englebert Humperdink, or the Rare Earth...The revolution will not be right back after a message
bbout a white tornado, white lightning, or white people.
You will not have to worry about a dove in your
bedroom, a tiger in your tank, or the giant in your toilet bowl.
The revolution will not go better with Coke.
The revolution will not fight the germs that may cause bad breath...

ok. I officially change my mind: if my voice could be anything I wanted, It would be a cross between Aimee Bender, David Foster Wallace, and Angela Drown.

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