satan sighting
Last weekend when I was at the Home Cheapo buying exhaust ducting for a built-in oven installation
as I exited the store I heard a familiar voice, turned my head and yep, sure enough - There was Satan. His sandy curly hair and familiar walk.
He was with his new asian girlfriend. Or rather the asian girl he was seeing the whole time he was married to my sister.
But it's ok. You see: this asian girl is a Christian like him. Unlike my sister who is a seeker of truth in whatever form it takes. i.e. - a wanton harlot in the eyes of the believers.
Apparently, God forgives Christians and blesses their lives with happiness and bountifulness.
But not those who don't speak the magical Abracadabra words.
From what I've observed in the last few years, I've been able to learn that Jesus wants us to cheat on our spouses.
and Jesus likes to drink alcohol and gamble to excess
He also likes when we treat others like crap.
Shit! This Jesus guy is sounding cooler all the time.
Jesus loves me cuz I drive a BMW.
Comments
AND she has a jesus fish tattoo.
Posted by: princess | September 5, 2007 02:00 PM
jesus fish are awesome... although someone should drug her and put little darwin feet on it. i knew someone who has a darwin fish and a bmw... does that make them just as much of a tool as the christian with a bmw? yes, i think so...
Posted by: fur | September 8, 2007 01:32 AM