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Have you guys seen the "lapband" stomach device?

it's HERE.

Now available in Tijuana! (yes, it is)

There's this thing just below your skin that they use to adjust the size of the stomach band.

if you have a problem eating too much, i'll make like the Lap-band and squeeze my hands around your neck for free.

i'm here to help.


Nawww, for reals now... I have the answer to curing obesity RIGHT HERE!

click it... click it.. CLICK IT!!!!

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today fred very excitedly told me, "you're getting fat!"

see? I wasn't making it up.

mmmmmmmmm...

booty.

uh-huh. he meant it as a compliment.

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