ant in a peanut butter jar
release me goddamnit. set me free.
you know it's in your power to do so; to make things better for everyone
including yourself
all you have to do is decide that it's OK
for one little ant to walk
there are other Magic Ants who can grant wishes too.
maybe another will happen along this path. maybe not.
but this here ant needs to walk. i'm needed elsewhere
i need to be elsewhere
i could do it myself. I am, after all, a Magic ant.
but that wouldn't be right. There are rules; even the unspoken agreements must be followed.
so turn the jar on it's side - grant me permission.
you're the only one who can.
please. pretty please?
it will be good for you too. i promise
Comments
um, are you the ant or is the ant the ant?
Posted by: fur | August 15, 2007 01:15 AM
the ant is my penis
...or anus
penis... anus
No, PENIS!
Posted by: brown_slice | August 15, 2007 06:32 AM
your mom is the ant.
bacon bacon
anus
(the more intense the blog, the more bacon anus reference I think)
my aunt is the ant.
probably your dad is the ant
and you are the ant
and we all are the ant.
the question is who is the "you"
Posted by: red | August 22, 2007 02:44 PM