peanut synchronicity
I've been eating the same bag of roasted unsalted peanuts for months. Don't know who bought it.
Before I went to New York I was munching on it.
A month later I was still eating some.
Yesterday I mowed through the last of it. Later, I stopped by my Mom's because she was sick. She wanted me to go to the store to buy Pepsi, bananas and papayas. They didn't have papayas.
While I was trucking back and forth in the produce section at Albertson's, I noticed they had both Salted Peanuts and Roasted Peanuts.
I picked a bag up in my hand and contemplated getting it, a $1.99 special.
For some reason I decided not to get it (despite how yummy they looked.)
I went to Kevin's house where he and Dennis were cutting loose a hot water tank.
Kevin's water heater blew up. The tank leaked its entire contents out. Luckily "Anal" Kevin had routed a pvc drain line from the catch-pan to all the way near the garage door in case such a disaster occurred.
Dennis asked me if I wanted peanuts?!?!!?
Apparently, the show Jericho was semi-canceled and fans had FLOODED Television City with shipments of peanuts in protest of the "cancellation".
A week ago, 5 tons of peanuts were shipped to CBS New York in a single day.
So I might be getting my peanuts after all, thanks to an ass-load of whacked-out fans who have too goddamn much time on their hands.
I wonder what Bashar has to say about this peanut synchronicity.
The funny thing: I hear that Jericho isn't actually cancelled.