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winter, spring , summer and fall

The scrolling LED public service announcement sign at the Lorimer Street J-train station warned to be careful with gold jewelry because "SNATCHING SEASON" has arrived.

Luckily I already gave away my fat gold chain to a little baby at DNA. You know: to defend himself from the tough Puerto Rican infants at day care.

I guess we're not supposed to wear white shoes either, right? The fashion and crime seasons have always confused me.

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