FYI
My 3-day-long, slowee-slow, on-again off-again body hair trimming ritual is complete.
Electric moustache trimmers are great. Snap-on combs to control hair length. No attachments and you can get a perfectly short, nearly invisible, nub of hair without causing irritation or ingrown follicles.
Other than some untouched forearm hair and the Wild Man tresses sprouting from my skull, I'm almost completely hairless. Well, the Interesting Areas are at an extreme short crop - aesthetically pleasing if I must brag.
I am so bitchen.
Screw it! The arm hair comes off too.