not just Genius... "IN"-genius
So Angela covers the overflowing kitchen wastebasket with a plastic trash bag - "condoming" it like a squat elephant cock.
She flips it over, cleanly emptying it's contents into the bag.
Me - "Wow... that's ingenius. I would've never thought of that."
Her - "why?"
Me - "Cuz I'm lazy."
Her - "fuuuuck offff, fuck-wipe!"
I don't think I deserved that harsh a reaction. Hmmm, must be some long-term karma thing.