chocolate = mealtime
I love chocolate. I'm sure you like chocolate, too.
I LOOOOVE chococlate!
When I was like 7 or 8, I got a monster-sized Hershey's Kiss for my birthday. It was like a pound or two: bigger than my fist, not as large as my head.
It all went down something like this:
mom - "Where's that chocolate?"
me - "I ate it."
mom - "All of it??!!"
me - "um.... uh... yeaaaah"
mom - "OH MY GOD! It's GONE! It's been only 5 minutes!!!"
Yeah, I just now killed the last of a bag of Hershey's Kisses (for breakfast.)
Sorry Red, I know that was the only food in the house. I'll replace it with something that doesn't cause harm to EVERY INTERNAL ORGAN of the human body.
Just taking one for the team, is all.
and for some reason, Burl Fucking Ive's "Holly Jolly Christmas" is stuck in my head.
That fat bastard!
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I always wanted those giant kisses..but did I get one...NOOOOOO. Gregory had to be happy with a large amount of boring, everyday sized candy for his birthdays. Yea, they bought me a pound of starburst(back when they used to be soft and better), but they were all still small. Eat your EVERDAY REGULAR ANYONE COULD HAVE THE SAME SIZE PIECE OF STARBURST GREG.....DON'T YOU FEEL SPECIAL? ....A DECIDED NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: beefcake | March 30, 2006 12:04 PM
I been wandering the Thrift Stores of Mar Vista.
While walking by the Sav On I was sucked in by the need for a candy bar.
Got one of them big ol' 5 oz Hershey Bars with almonds.
for just a buck.
ate it all. Soooo good.
Posted by: brown_slice | March 30, 2006 01:37 PM