Zen and the Art of Skinning yer fuckin knuckles
Finally changed the shock absorbers on my pickup truck today. They've been worn out for months.
Did it myself. Yep... yep...
Then I smoked a stogie and ate a steak.
Cut it out of the cow while it was still running.
yep. That's what I do. I AM a red blooded 'merican after all.
I tell you what else: fucked a sheep, too (completely consensual and caring... don't be judging.)
Now if y'all excuse me, I gots to go beat the hell out of the smelly immigrant who took mah job.
Just kidding. I did change my shocks though.
Comments
man, the man always rips me off on my car... first they said it was my axle bearing, but the noise was still there, then they said it was the serpentine belt tensioner - noise still there, then it was a crack in my exhaust manifold... then i changed my oil, cleaned my fuel injection system and got a new air filter... STILL FUCKING THERE.. then i gave up 1200bucks later... it's really a good thing that my mom let's me pay her back and use her card...
Posted by: psychadelic fur burger | February 28, 2006 01:51 AM