permanent tipsy
every time I sit up, it feels like someone's shaking my head like a Snow Globe.
For 2 days straight I'm permanent tipsy with an inner ear infection. at least I hope its an inner ear infection - could be the last stage of a golfball-sized brain tumor about to gift me with the sweet kiss of death.
It's weird, like that just-stepped-off-a-rollercoaster feeling, only it don't go away.
Sip some tea for that mild caffeine edge. Now I feel drunk. Awesome.